A sex worker would never say that as an actual agreement and not just a flirty one liner.
Yep, however the main issue here is the price
Everyone has hard lines, and very quickly learns how to enforce them
Who among us hasn’t hired a prostitute to utilize the carpool lane? Traffics awful in the LA area.
among us

The fuck is coffee jelly?
Jelly made with coffee. Ddg pics
Huh. I am filled with a combination of “I don’t know what I expected” and “That looks tasty actually, gotta make some”.
For me it’s “I don’t know if I should be disgusted or intrigued”.
I wonder if it’s as simple as just putting pectin in a pot of coffee… 🤔
Though the examples linked look more like gelatin or agaragar.
I usually make it with slightly strong filter coffee and gelatin set in individual dessert bowls and serve it with a sprinkle of brown coarse sugar and slightly under-whipped cream. The details and ratios will of course vary with ingredients and taste, but it is one of my favorite low-effort desserts.
Well that sounds fucking awesome
I mean I kinda get it, but the joke it’s sort of like hiring a lawyer and then asking them to do your dishes.
It’s more the cliche of sex workers saying they’ll do “anything” as a kind of innuendo without incriminating themselves. The joke is playing off the use of the word “anything”








