The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy
Sign me up for death by snu snu
Is this where the queue starts?
If only my GF were like that…
If only my GF were…
If only my GF…
If only my… (??)
How does that work?
Does she lay piles of eggs on the bed sheets and he just blasts loads on them to fertilize them?
Or is it more like a lanternfish and he just crawls all up in her and becomes a wart on her ass that does nothing but produce sperm?
Mermaids appear to be mammals based on the tail fin orientation, so it’d be similar to dolphins.
Based on the tail fin orientation and not on the massive fucking titties?
Dolphins don’t have massive titties.
Back in the ring to take another swing.
FINISH HIM
It’s always a jarring experience, going from doing it constantly to not at all. You’re not the only one in that boat at the moment
Haha good to know im not alone 🤣
