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that reminds me. when I was a kid I tried to do a cartwheel repeatedly until I fell in a really painful way and then after that I’d just watch others do cartwheels enviously
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I saw a girl under 10 do cartwheels today. First time in a while.
These days, they also skip the light fandango.
In my country a woman suspected of murder did a cartwheel while waiting to be interrogated and the police basically took that as an admission of guilt
Pretty sure cops regardless of country will take any out of the norm behavior as an admission of guilt. They just be like that
I recently used this as an example of how mass surveillance escalates suspicion. If you drive home from work the same way for months and then change your route, that can be grounds for suspicion and investigation. Nevermind, you just charted a better path home.
And as law enforcement works in the US, post PATRIOT act, if you can be investigated under general suspicion, rather than for a specific crime. And you will be charged for any crimes discovered. And if you are in sight of the police (e.g. in an ALPR database) then every possible set of behaviors and conditions are suspicious.
Maybe the victim was murdered by a cartwheel.
Killer cartwheel.
I’m sorry, what?
It’s a cultural thing. You wouldn’t understand.
Im not a women but im gonna hit a cartwheel on my way to work tomorrow for the tweet poster. Hopefully I can still do it and don’t fall into the mud.
Hopefully I can still do it
Honestly, I used to do a lot of cart wheels as a boy, because fun. Now my shoulders and back say ‘uh, sir, you’re like 200 lbs, gtfo’
My wife does spins whenever she’s wearing a dress that will float out. I probably would too if I fit in such a dress.
I feel like dresses are probably the most forgiving piece of clothing fit-wise.
As a fat dress wearing guy: yes.
You’ve seen a fat suit. Now try fat dress.
Every dress I wear is a fat dress.
I’d do a cartwheel if I had the body of an 8 year old, I can’t even do the dishes without backpain now
I turn my seat heaters on for back pain
Why would you need the back pain?
Makes me feel alive.
True that I see less people doing this, but there are some that keep it alive, my sister still randomly cartwheels everywhere she goes, she even learnt how to do it while holding her beer, and without spilling it !
Yeah, disbelieve. We’re gonna need to see a gif or something of your sister doing this.
Ok, that I’d like to see.
That is the most arresting thing I’ve heard all day.
Damn cops! Always ruining things…
I work at a primary school and I see random cartwheels almost every day.
I work at a Home Depot. I also see cartwheels all the time.
I certainly wouldn’t put it past home depot to hire elementary school kids!
Literal toddlers at customer service
It’s fun to watch my kid attempt a cartwheel, he turns about 1 radian and then folds onto the floor. He’ll get it right one of these days, but I think I like this part better
Lol, sameI’m hardly any better
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Maybe, hopefully, OP just doesn’t spend as much time with girls as he did when a little boy. Anyway random cartwheels are definitely still a thing.
Edit: turns out I can’t read
Edit: turns out I can’t read
This is because society is evil and has killed the reading impulse in your soul
He definitely said in the post that women don’t do random cartwheels, not girls.
This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul.
I think OP was saying that as they grow up girls stop doing cartwheels. Because grown girls don’t do cartwheels. I think you should see it as a “we live in a society” meme
Can confirm, have 6yo daughter obsessed with perfecting her cartwheels.
Tell her that most girls lose their cartwheel magic as they get older. Encourage her to keep it up and to not ever be afraid to do one!
Boys (and girls) lose their jumping out of trees magic too. Getting older sucks.
Keep that magic as long as you can. The more magic you use, the longer you get to keep it.
They still do random carthweels.
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
spoiler
A naked woman doing cartwheels.
what???
what a weird comment
consider shutting up
This is exactly what killed the impulse to cartwheel
ok whatever dude
