Government: We have the screw worm outbreak under control!!! Its isolated in the south!!

Government: Hey the outbreak in Ohio not a thing!!

Governmentt: Stops talking about screw worms*

Trump: Off topic were getting beef from a place I’d rather not say where though.(REAL BTW)

Government: Hey we need to recall like all the beef!!

When they stopped talking about screw worms I knew things were bad…