I get the preview in the OP has skipped over a few paragraphs, but I swear almost every bird care site these days seems to be AI slop. I remember trying to look up stuff on budgie care a couple of years ago, and 90%+ of the sites that came up had tells that they were written by Chatgpt.
Here is my little idiot. He was almost 15 when he passed away.

You sure it’s not cockatrice?
Even a single child under 5 is a bit much for a single Cockatiel.
You’d be surprised how wide a cockatiel can open its mouth
Idk, works for me
So basically cockatiels are dragons…
You can’t just give them a leg, it needs to be processed, of course.

Is that… human pallets?
No it’s human pellets, but they eat them by the pallet.
When one follows the manufacturer suggested Pallet Pattern, 64 humans can be reliably stacked on a blue rated CHEP Pallet.
Do not stack over 2 pallets high.
Lol, fair enough
It’s uh… extremely exotic.
Pregnant women should cover children under the age of 5
Buy one and get two!
Feed two birds with one broad!
Mothers with 0-4 year olds: GET BACK IN THERE








