A wise friend once said, “the best boobs are the ones you can touch.”
Nah, I don’t like my own boobs
give 'em to me, mine are too little
I wish it were possible to trade boobs. I’m quite fond of mine, but they do get in the way when I’m sleeping sometimes. Imagine if we could have community boobs, where we could trade boobs at will: “Hey Ann, do you still have the party boobs? I’m going shopping for date clothes later so I need them”.
It sounds absurd, but the more I think about it, the more I think “why the hell haven’t I read any cyberpunk fiction that does this?”, because this would totes be as thing.
People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I’m always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don’t care about boob size.
Personally, I’m like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: “I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.”
I feel like most people say they don’t care about boob size but really want to say they don’t care about boob size, so long as they are within the “normal” range of “not nearly nothing” and “not a planet yet”
I guess they have like a size range for me. So I do care, just tend to shy away from really large boobs.
There’s nothing wrong with them, but, idk there’s a certain point where they just look broken.
“Too small” is probably just flat. Admittedly I haven’t actually seen a ciswoman with an actual flat chest, but I’m sure someone is unlucky. And to be honest, I’m not even sure that wouldn’t be a turnoff, unless they looked way younger than they are.
I’ve seen plenty. Go to the beach or lake and you’ll see a variety of sizes, and sometimes the bikini just doesn’t have anything to hold.
For me, (a bi woman,) it depends on the context. If I’m surreptitiously checking out someone, then yeah, I have preferences. In practice, none of those preferences matter when I’m at motorboating distance from a partner’s boobs. If I think of every set of boobs I have seen in that context, I can legitimately say I have no preference.
I don’t know, I think that by the time it gets to that point, it’s impossible to see the boobs as an abstract, aesthetically pleasing thing. Instead, I see them in the context of the entire person, and that feels infinitely more erotic. At first I thought that maybe it’s a case of all the women I’ve slept with having boobs that fit their frame, but I don’t think that’s the case either. Big boobs on a small frame: Hot. Small boobs on a small frame: Hot. Big boobs on a large frame: Hot. Small boobs on a large frame: Hot. Wonky boobs on a medium frame: Hot.
Reflecting further, I think my mentality might be because some years ago, when I was tripping on 2CB, something clicked in me and I suddenly understood “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”; I realised that there was beauty and ugliness in everything, and I could just choose to see the beauty. It worked wonders for my own body confidence at the time, and I’m realising now that the sentiment has stuck with me deeper than I thought. I reckon that by the time I’m sleeping with someone, I’ve made an active choice to opt into seeing their beauty. If I weren’t able to do that, I probably wouldn’t get to the point of seeing them naked.
There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.
Look up the largest breast record holder.
That’s too fucking big.
I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.
Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that
All other things being equal I’d generally say bigger is better, but size is nowhere near the top of my criteria. That’s what I mean if I’m saying I don’t care about size; maybe that’s what others do too?
Quality over quantity
Yup, three breasts is too many.
There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
Sincerely,
Matelt
… so you saying out there be roaming boobs with mighty penises growing out of them??
Eww!
But brb, I’m embarking on an … unrelated expedition of science & new frontiers.
Godpseed on your quest, but the comment was referring to a separate quote of the same hay character when pretending to be straight, referring to the absence of a penis in the place you would would actually expect to see a penis.
Huh, I tend to feel bad for their mid to lower back in 5 to 10 years.
Why do you wait so long to feel bad for them?
Because I’m still young enough that somebody I’d be likely to date probably would have about that much time before such back problems would crop up… well, assuming they try to do at least a bit of physical activity every other day or so.
I guess if that last part was not the case, then the back problems due to uber booba would occur roughly presently, so, semi-touche on that.
You can’t really tell from looks alone. I went to school with a girl who got a breast reduction at age 16 due to back problems. It didn’t look crazy or anything or maybe she hid it well, but it was just some issue she had that no one knew about or would have guessed.
My old roommate back in the 90s did the same thing. She gave all of us “boys” a before photo before though lol. She was nice.
Her back problems got way better after.
I legitimately love this stupid analogy.
These are my breasts, there are many like them, but these ones are mine
People ask guys if they’re into tits or ass.
My answer has always been the same.
Legs.
Fit legs?
You’re not gonna care about how big or small the t or a is or isn’t.
If someone asked me, I’d say tits. But that’s all tits. I don’t discriminate.
Respectable answer.
...but lets test your lack of discrimination.
Porque no los tres? Eh?
Well… people always say 2 hands are better than one. I think it extends to 3 is better than 2.
I mean, I’d say two hands and one mouth, hahahah!
I wasn’t very clear with that. I just meant 3 boobs are better than 2. I agree with you though haha. Although, an extra arm could be useful.
I’m just trying to be punny and lewd at the same time =P
But yes, I do agree that a third limb with grasping abilities would be useful in general, in many situations.
Oh wait… oh no. That means…
Catgirl has entered the chat
Catboy has entered the chat
Run, they’re in heat!
Haha, no worries, I got ya.
The best tits are the ones someone decides to share with you.
