Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 天前You CAN become GREATlemmy.worldimagemessage-square119linkfedilinkarrow-up1597arrow-down119
arrow-up1578arrow-down1imageYou CAN become GREATlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 天前message-square119linkfedilink
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·2 天前Just as the prophecy foretold
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 天前I drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 天前It’s just a matter of tine before they catch you
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 天前I was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol
minus-squareWhoIzDisIz@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 天前What a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).
I am forklift certified.
Just as the prophecy foretold
I drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?
https://youtu.be/CDnOSW8cHjE
Damnit, Klaus-crushed yet again.
They comin’ to pick you up.
You can outrun them.
It’s just a matter of tine before they catch you
Not me, I’m anti-authority
I was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol
We’re not worthy!
What a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).