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Shadow@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

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    It actually is an issue. Most women don’t like having their cervix punched repeatedly. Girth can also cause pain. It really sucks when you can see it in their eyes that they start hurting but they tell you to keep going (my SO gets mad if I stop because she decides when she taps out).

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      Yeah… My wife totally says mine is too big… Totally

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        I mean, if you’re bottoming out you both will know it.

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          It’s quite variable too. I’m very average in terms of length and with one partner we discovered that that’s enough to hit the cervix. She did not have a pleasant experience that time. Others have been fine with my size (minus one size queen who found it far too small)

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    Wait wait wait, that’s the real Elizabeth Holmes speaking with the real Nathan Fielder?

    Dude what the fuck is this timeline?

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      I have no idea who either of these people are

    • Varesti@lemmy.zip
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      And you’re the real Jax making a real comment on the real Fediverse?!

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      I didn’t know what she looked like before this, but I recognized Nathan Fielder and assumed this was acted. Nope!

      Apparently she requested his crew to make this documentary, and he even lived with her and her husband for a while to do it. Absolutely insane.

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      And I believe its a REAL documentary too.

      Everything about her is fake. It was when she defrauded investors, her speaking voice, and apparently her goddamn facial expressions too.

      Edit: I don’t think shes acting. I think she’s dissociating.

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        It is indeed a real documentary. Nathan Fielder spent 30 days living with her before she was incarcerated. I can’t wait to watch this shit when it loads for me.

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          That’s OK, I didn’t want to know the name of this documentary anyway…

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            You Can See Everything

            • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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              Where?

            • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I could if I could travel the world.

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            Hahahaha sorry… I wasn’t thinking except about how much I wanted to see it. Another commenter got it: You Can See Everything

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              Yeah, that’s why I want to watch it.

              Whats it called?

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      I saw the trailer and was thinking why the fuck is this a documentary. Now understand. She is psycho and has those crazy eyes. Think there a baby in the background too.

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    To anyone wanting a teaser at the upcoming documentary:

    https://youtu.be/GGJSRFWALTI

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      I have no idea who those people are and the trailer doesn’t help me the slightest bit to know what’s going on.

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        Hah yeah it really doesn’t, does it‽

        She is Elizabeth Holmes. Convicted fraudster responsible for Therenos which promised to sell miracle blood testing kits, but actually just got a lot of investor cash and conned a lot of people. Looking at this trailer, she still seems to believe her own crazy, but who knows.

        He is Nathan Fielder, I guess you’d call him a filmmaker comedian? His schtick is that he’s basically able to put people in awkward situations in a way that is frankly hard to describe for me. The Rehearsal and Nathan For You are both very very unique and hilarious, but not for everyone.

        I am unreasonably excited for this movie.

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        The woman is Elizabeth Holmes, the Theranos fraud.

        The film tho

        On September 6, 2026, You Can See Everything, an A24 documentary depicting Holmes in the weeks before she began her prison sentence, premiered in a surprise screening at the Telluride Film Festival.

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          The woman is Elizabeth Holmes, the Theranos fraud.

          The what?

          Just kidding, I just looked it up myself. She started a company with a product that didn’t exist… that’s all?

          The whole story reads a bit underwhelming. But I guess it was a big deal if there is now a movie about it.

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            Not really a movie, just some guy followed her around a bit before she went to prison. She isn’t inherently interesting, just I think people are fascinated by a twisted mind like this. Especially because the documentary/whatever apparently doesn’t paint her in a good light, and she still allowed it. Delusional from start to end.

            Surprised you’d never heard of Theranos before though. ColdFusion did a great short doco on it.

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      That is unnerving

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        With no context it would be a horror movie trailer.

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    Oh man that lady is sexy as hell and I know I can change her.

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      I saw this comment “I bet it grips like a corporate handshake”

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      Oh hell no. Narcissists are the 9th level of hell of crazy. Never worth it.

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        Never worth it.

        Worth noting, by all means have some mind blowing sex with the crazy women but don’t marry them.

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      Would

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    The best dicks are average sized but have an upward curve to hit the g-spot or prostate perfectly. 😌

    • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Banana dicks unite!

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    I saw this trailer the other day, and until a few minutes ago I had no idea it’s a documentary. Jesus christ, it’s going to be an incredible piece of work.

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      In the trailer she comes across as a complete psycho. But not in the conventional way. She comes across as an unhinged narcissist pretending to be sickly sweet and kind. Probably because that’s what she is.

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        If she isn’t and she is acting, she is the best actress I have ever seen.

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      It should be titled “an incredible piece of work”

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    dudes worry about their dick size too much. i don’t have a 12" dong, yet every woman I’ve been with before told me it could be a bit smaller and that they’re struggling with it

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      The worst of having an 11" dong

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    Me watching the first part of the trailer: “Why is she wearing an expression as if she is wearing a mask?”

    My autistic ass after: “oh, fuck, she’s the bad guy”

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    I’m a successful billionaire and I see no red flags what so ever!

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    So I floated this video between LICSW and LPCC friends independently. All said she looked like she was in complete dissociation. The give away is apparently her voice?

    The smile looks fake, but thats a “passive distant smile.” As in she’s completely withdrawn into a protective state. Her eyes only focus on the DIRECTION of Nathan, not Nathan himself.

    Whatever happened prior to that clip caused her to severely dissociate.

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      Nah, those are just the eyes of a true narcissist. I know one and can clock that look a mile away.

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        Two things can be true. And if this is dissociation, a challenge to her self-image could have easily done it.

        I found myself isolated to a relationship for 18ish years with one. I could write a book on narcissistic personality disorder. That’s why I sent it to my friends who are professionals in this. I thought I recognized it.

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    I have definitely had the reverse experience. Ends up meaning certain positions are off limits, have to be gentle and careful with every thrust. It’s not a great experience for either of you.

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      Also BJs make their jaw hurt

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      Bumpin into the ol cervix eh.

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        If it’s long enough it goes where it belongs, behind the cervix 🤤

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          The fuck is that emoji for

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          lol I would say it was a boxing match.

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    Does she looks like the Topollillo or it’s only me?

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      I don’t think you look like the Topollillo

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    I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I can already tell she’s the monster.

    With those completely dead eyes and that humanesque make-up style that you see on hell-fled demons trying to fit into normal human civilization; it’s even trying to build a nest by luring in that unsuspecting man into its den with her spawn in that crib (probably to feed it when it hatches). It’s already scaring the shit out of me.

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      Lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes……

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      i think he knows what she is. i am so excited to see this in the theater

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        True! I’m really hoping the monster has leatherface style stitched skin and tattered bat wings myself.

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          if you unzip her skin suit, this comes out

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            And then she pees in your butt!

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      What is the movie?

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        “You Can See Everything” documentary about Elizabeth Holmes starring NATHAN FIELDER that comes out next month

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          if you havent seen his back catalogue, start right now. he is crazy and i love him

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            I like the autism test episode lol

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    What film?

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      I can see everything.

      Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI

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      https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/nathan-fielder-documentary-elizabeth-holmes-you-can-see-everything-9.7334715

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