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I worked at a bar thar was managed by a girl like this. Did edgy modelling and fashion shows occasionally, had an endless string of guys interested in her. She was horrible to work for, got drunk all the time, fought with customers, sexually assaulted me a few times - grabbed my dick multiple times, licked my ear while talking to a customer, and many other things. Says I’m gay so it’s fine? Idk. She got fired over that and a bunch of other issues when the entire team got together and forced the owner of the bar into a meeting about her.

One day she went batshit and attacked her boyfriend, jumped on his back and started scratching his face and chest, hitting him on the back of the head. He backed into a wall to get her off him and it broke her nose when his head hit her in the face. She claimed he attacked her and she was defending herself, but I lived in the same apartment building and saw it happen in the courtyard. Everyone believed her despite me being a witness because it was well known that I hated her. He was fired from the bar he worked at and couldn’t get a job anywhere else because she knew everyone and told them all her version of the story. (Small city with a tiny night life). He ended up having to move to find work.

The next guy she dated she was in a thruple with him and another girl, but kept it on the down low for some reason. When people found out he was fucking both of them they told everyone he was cheating on them, but she had talked about it to me and other staff at work so idk what the game was for. Then the girls got together and lit his moped on fire. He ended up moving to get away from the crazy too.

Last I saw her she had “I am a God” tattooed on her chest. Shortly after she was fired she was kicked out of her apartment and ended up living with a friend. Saw later on Facebook she had “ego” tattooed on her cheek, and a friend told me recently she’s pregnant now but not currently dating anyone and she hasn’t told anyone who the father is.

Bros want the pixie and the dream but always forget about the manic

Part of realizing I was old was seeing a manic pixie dream girl and just thinking “she looks exhausting”.

I could fix her

Updated Chinese curse: “May you have a gorgeous manic pixie gf.”