Source: https://mstdn.isometry.group/@Cahatstrophe2/117323121764942610
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@Cahatstrophe2@isometry.group: you’ve heard of two factor authentication. you’re heard of three factor authentication. now get ready for just never being able to fucking log in at all

I especially love how it lets anyone that can access my email login in to any site that uses that pattern! That’s the best! So now someone only has to hack one thing to get access to all my stuff, it’s super convenient.
Don’t most websites use email when you press the “forgot password” button anyways?
Sites shouldn’t be letting you reset a password without answering security questions first either.
What was the middle name of your first highschool girlfriends dog?
Whoa, these security questions are becoming impossible.
Anyway that reminds me last week I answered alonevof my custom-chosen security questions the only way it could possibly be answered and they told me it was wrong. So I guess I’m not going back to that website ever again.