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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

The greatest sword

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The greatest sword

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    The sword is grater than the pencil sharpener.

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    I live a subway ride away from the greatest sword in history.

    And this, indeed, is a little grater.

    • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      which one?

      • ZDL@lazysoci.al
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        The absolute GOAT: The Sword of Goujian.

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    exhales loudly

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    Is no one else going to say Master Grater?

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      Easy to learn, but a lifetime to Master (or is that “of”?).

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    Alternative to flamberg? I believe the wound from this sword would be very bad to heal.

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      Dip it in salty lemon juice beforehand

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    Short, but thicc - just the way Mom likes it.

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      … and serrated for her pleasure

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