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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Which one in the cabinet fucked a clam?

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Which one in the cabinet fucked a clam?

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    Hep A is the food one, hep b is the sex one, hep c is the blood one.

    Little more complicated than that, but that’s how you usually get them

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      I would not be surprised to learn that a major clam supplier refused to donate to Trump or buy a mem coin or some other such method they use to extort money from companies for government services.

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      Fucking death cult

      • A_norny_mousse@piefed.social
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        That’s what I was going for!

    • A_norny_mousse@piefed.social
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      What’s with 'muricans and cherry-picked bible literalism.

      Just another fetish.

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        All religious zealots do that. Dumb indoctrinated sheep

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          No matter how fucked those dumb sheep are, at least they can finally join the FBI.

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    • Freeposity@lemmy.world
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      “Sure you fuck ONE sheep and they call you a sheep fucker for life. What about all the other times I never fucked a sheep?”

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        What a fucking loser.

      • jve@lemmy.world
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        Wow…

        Is that his own merch?

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          The more I look, the more of it I see…

        • Final Remix@lemmy.world
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          Well, no one was buying, so…

          • jve@lemmy.world
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            But like…. The head of the fbi…. Has his own merch?

            • Final Remix@lemmy.world
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              He has his own custom liquor bottles. Yes. Grifts for days, man.

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                Honestly, how else do you expect high-profile criminals to pay him off to look the other way?

                You can’t exactly just venmo him a million dollars with a memo that says “bribe money.”

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              Yes. It’s grifts all the way down.

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    Remember when this wasn’t a thing because we had well funded, adequately staffed federal agencies whose entire flipping job was to prevent exactly this kind of thing from happening?

    And then those safeguards were defunded, dismantled, or outright canceled by an administration and its allies whose policies conveniently prioritize corporate profits and revenue over the public interest?

    Pepper Farm remembers.

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    Better name it “Hat A” and “Hat B”. If you draw out of the same hat everyday, you are bound to get either two foods or two issues once in a while…

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      ‘The FDA has recalled… Asparagus that was found to be contaminated with… 90’s R&B hits-’

      ‘God damnit Jim! Did you fuck with the recall hats again?’

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      ow my hatatitis

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    JD got confused between a couch and a conch

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    At this point it’s probably safer to go on a starvation diet.

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    [Pulling paper out] Hepatitis

    [Pulling 2nd paper out] with Clams…?

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    Clams? POISON!!

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