Anyone seen the video of this douche bag trying to do a workout with the army. By workout, I mean essentially calisthenics. The guy looks like an absolute moron with the side steps.
What a fucking weirdo.
First they came for the fatties
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a fatty
First they came for the fatties.
And they caught me because I was a fatty.
Outrage about woke is 2023
Even MAGA has woken up to it being the great con played upon them
This bloke is like a tiktok streamer playing the role of defence secretary from a 1980s action movie
Like a satire anchor from Robocop or Total Recall.
Today, on the World’s Weirdest Gameshow, it’s Peeeeeeete “The Keg” HegseeeeeEEEEEEeeeth!
Well I might be a fattie freaky weirdo beardo, but I saw you lift weights and, well, that’s it.
I might be an alcoholic, but I saw you in a tub of liquor and, well, that’s it
Video here: https://youtu.be/3JY3j11tl4s?t=33
I timestamped it at the end where he does a surprisingly good Trump impression
For fucks sakes
Wow he delivered the first part like shit. His Trump was half decent as promised though.
Says the guy that has his own makeup people.
100% he creeps on them too
OK but why you’re getting cucked in Iran?
He’s gotten too used to having his balls trampled.
And then he puts fucking Elon Fatty Musk wimpy nazi in charge. Yanks - please kick out this administration
I’m trying my best but I got little legs
All I’m hearing is Pete can’t grow a beard and resents beards in others.
Hey, Pete, you know what happens when you decide to kick all those people out? You lose all the people running the cybersecurity division. Funny how that stuff works.
Also, basically every other role that’s not basic infantry… including spec-ops who are allowed to have beards to operate clandestinely.
Oh I bet he has a response to that: “AI!” - poof problem solved. 'Murica’s safe.
Ugh I wish I was joking.
Yeah, and from what we’ve been seeing… AI… err… “SI”… has been doing more offensive action than defensive action…
The best their so-called SI could do for their defensive strategy would be to encrypt everything… and then being unable to get the data back…
As the old saying goes. A plane crash returning from a furry convention would put the software and cybersecurity industries back decades.
Ffs… Beardos? Pete just can’t grow a beard because he’s not fucking man enough. How is it manly to engage in purely cosmetic rituals to make one look more child-like daily?
And some people in the military have a no-shaving order from the medic because shaving irritates their skin.
I’m one of those people who would. My beard hair is curly, and daily shaving leaves me with razor bumps and ingrown hairs. It’s much easier to keep a trimmed beard.
He is a sentient landfill with advanced syphilitic psychosis.
And alcoholism
