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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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    The most unbelievable part is the fact that someone has just found an unattended and unclaimed banana in pristine condition.

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      Yeah, I mean that’s like finding 10 bucks just lying about!

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        Loose seal?

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          Who’s kissing roses?

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        The crossover though is pretty common. There’s always money in the banana stand.

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        Does that not happen to most people?

    • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
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      My wife has, on more than one occasion, picked up and brought home “parking lot bananas” from work.

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        Make sure she doesn’t plug them into any computers; that’s a common pentesting technique.

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          “Ink is dry. Clicky thing doesn’t work. Fail.”

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            I forgot I had made a comment about pentesting and was briefly quite confused by this notification!

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        My absolute love of bananas and my sheer alarm at taking home fruit that you can seemingly find regularly in parking lots are in conflict.

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          If videogames taught me anything, they taught me not to ignore random food I find on the ground.

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      Pristine? That banana is 2 days away from going into someone’s gross banana bread.

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        Absolutely not. It’s 20 minutes away from going in the freezer for 8 months with the promise of gross banana bread that will never get made, and the banana will be found and they’ll make a special trip to buy new bananas which will also go in the freezer with the promise of gross banana bread. Repeat every 8 months.

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          We had to stop buying bananas because the ziplock bag for bananas is bulging and can’t possibly fit another.

          I really should make some gross banana bread.

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            Obviously everyone loves gross banana bread, but I find that chocolate banana muffins are much more effective at stopping me from hoarding frozen bananas.

            https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/whole-wheat-double-chocolate-banana-muffins/#tasty-recipes-70566

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              Well. Hm. I currently have all those ingredients…

              Excellent idea.

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              Commenting again to say that I can definitely vouch for the recipe. It was pretty good!

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        Why the hate for banana bread 🙁

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          It’s just an extension of my hate for cooked banana in all forms.

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            You know what, I only had one banned food in my cult but you make a compelling case for adding a second. Bananas never!

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          Yea wtf? That shit’s delicious.

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