• Carnelian@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I mean, yeah if I could only choose between the two. The raccoon at least has a chance of coincidentally leading us to success

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      20 hours ago

      Con: The nationwide garbage can raiding crisis has spiraled out of control.

      Pro: The Iran war ended on day one.

      Con: ICE is now systematically and indiscriminately abducting and deporting dogs.

      Pro: Diplomatic relations with Canada have improved measurably.

      Con: The entire future of private healthcare now hinges on whether insurance companies contain food.

      Pro: Insurance companies do not contain food.