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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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  • GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    You cracked 4, didn’t you?

  • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world
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    71346315

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    7 hours ago

    I checked my kids calculator history but it was just a bunch of arithmetic that always resulted in “67”. Does this mean he’s on the drugs?

  • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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    100496

  • Knuschberkeks@leminal.space
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    not that Bad actually.

    • Doodle69420@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      Excuse you Mr Einstein. My history is 8+7 and the like :D

  • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    And you better damn well erase the Casio one and not worry about the Texas Instruments one.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    Fossil fuel secrets…Shell Oil.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    This guy figured out how to divide by zero and doesn’t want the information to fall into the wrong hands.

  • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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    Here’s mine. So humiliating. Someone please show me how to find the dead man switch??

    127.32+159.56 =286.88

    .

    56 + 15.5 =71.5

    89 x 35 =3,115

    3,115 ÷1.5 =2,076.6666666667

  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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    16 hours ago

    I went to check how bad can it be…

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      I got this one. 100,001,000,000÷100

      No idea what I was trying to calculate.

      • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
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        I used to be a straight A maths student. I got 74/75 in my P1 retake 😭😭😭 and unlike Mma Makutsi, I’m real!

        I’d like to say one of the kids was using my phone, but I think this was all me.

        • Axolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          9 hours ago

          I could’ve used my hands…

          • Knuschberkeks@leminal.space
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            6 hours ago

            now I want a picture oft you showing -2 with your fingers.

            • Axolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I cut off the fingers usually; jokes aside, i just invert all signs, output too

        • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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          🤣 Straight A’s in math and you pull out your calculator for 12+12

          • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
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            I have no memory of even doing it! I can’t even think what I was trying to calculate it for 😅 I know my 12 times table lol.

          • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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            It’s easy to do in your head

            2 + 2 is 4 and 1 + 1 is 2 and 4 + 2 is 6, easy

            • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
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              8 hours ago

              Another sad victim of Get-off-my-lawn Girl.

              https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=caBByn4JHwY&t=50

            • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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              I don’t understand what all that gymnastics has to do with 12 + 12. I simply memorized 12 + 12 = 24 like 40 years ago. Along with a bazillion other math facts they had us memorize in school. Back in the days before computers & smartphones rotted our brains.

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    80085

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      8008135

  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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    I’ve actually been using this less, now

    I used to often punch simple summations into google, because it was convenient (I always have an empty tab open on one of my windows) and the risk of getting something wrong is too great to not spend the time quickly typing in “27+14-3+8”

    but now it sometimes sends formulas, that were previously evaluated just fine in the search bar calculator function, to the AI response. and that’s not a calculator.

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      Cmd+space on macos or alt+space on KDE open a floating text input which does math (and currency conversion!).

      On Samsung phones you can have a side-bar one slide away with a calculator as well.

      Take that, school math teacher telling us we wouldn’t have a calculator!

      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        yeah my behaviour is 100% a result of the windows calculator being shit

        well that and I don’t want to move my hands off the kb/m to my phone, which I don’t keep in my office anyways

        I’ve started just doing it in any of the Excel docs I always happen to have open, which is often better for making revisions and comparing numbers anyways. then just clear those cells when done / close without saving (well, the times that Microsoft lets me close without saving, anyways - sometimes it saves even if auto save is off and you choose to not save)

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        Do you know the source of the currency conversion? Like does it come from xe.com for example

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          Macos uses yahoo finance by default (no idea if you can change it). I don’t have access to my KDE box at the moment, sorry.

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            All good, thanks

    • megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “Well, you see, boiling water on the stove is the past, now we boil water on an engine block by redlining it.”

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    Sometimes you just can’t, so yeah verifying that 2x4 does in fact equal 8 can save a potential headache.

    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I apparently had to verify that 59000x0 was still 0 for some reason

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        You never know, you maybe found the exception.

        I like playing factory games, so lots of little ratio calculations, they tend to blur/blend together with how close some are sometimes.

        Like this one makes 5 every 3 seconds, this one makes 1 every 10 seconds. So gotta balance everything nicely.

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    5318008

  • SadSadSatellite @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Also my “calculator” app

    • n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca
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      I assumed that is what he meant, no?

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      Lmao ifykyk

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