no more wiping

I’ve started steaming my arse hole instead. Feels way fresher.

Quit pooping altogether! It’s stinky and you don’t need to do it 👍

You had me until no more wiping.

seems a little extreme

Hit yourself in the face with a hammer

…oh, wait

Tate brothers be like:

Truly one of the shitposts of this community. I got nothing else to say.

Mfw I already do 3 of these 😩

I’ve got 4 and 6 covered.

My friends a few months made memes mocking the alpha male type posts that have a lion by adding text that relates to actual lion behavior that competes with the “alpha male” aura they want. For example, mine was, “sleep 15 hours a day.”

I’m only aware of one of these items being an actual thing posted online in incel circles…and it ain’t waking up at 1AM, animal abuse, or physically impossible…🤢

The last sentence makes this a true shit post

I just had a dream I was stuck to the ceiling lol

I didn’t know stinkbro vampires were a thing