• ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldEnglish
    26·
    22 hours ago
    • Hegseth: tries to cut a deal, but ends up in prison
    • Miller: flees country to either Russia or Israel
    • RFK Jr: cuts deal
    • Vance: cuts deal (and fucks a couch to console himself)
    • Don Jr: cuts deal
    • Bovino: dies in shoot-out vs Feds
    • Patel: tries to cut deal but fucks it up and ends up in prison
    • Rubio: cuts deal
    • Big Balls: cuts deal
    • Natalie: commits suicide in bunker after Trump doesn’t show up to join her

    Some additional ones:

    • Loomer: prison
    • Oz: cuts deal
    • Lutnik: cuts a really bad deal
    • Bessent: cuts a bad deal (that’s slightly better than Lutnik’s deal)
    • Bondi: cuts deal but dies of cancer in the process
    • Blanche: tries to cut a deal but falls and flees country
    • Gabbard: flees country to Russia
    • Noem: cuts deal and murders a puppy out of frustration
    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      9 hours ago

      Mostly on point but a couple changes

      *RFK Jr: Doesn’t flee the country, but moves off-grid
      *Don Jr: tries to cut a deal, then tries to flee the country, but winds up in prison

    • MBech@feddit.dk
      9·
      22 hours ago

      My exact thought about Patel. There’s no way he’s smart enough to flee at the right time, and he’d fuck up cutting a deal, by squeeling while negotiating the deal.