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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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    This was on my dog’s medication once.

  • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Yes, car brains are completely desensitized to their own murderous potential.

  • Prior_Industry@lemmy.world
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    I’ve seen enough warehouse fails to fully agree.

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    Mine goes to bucket excavator.

    I don’t consider forklift to be heavy machinery, at least not the little pallet ones. The seacan ones, absolutely.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I don’t consider forklift to be heavy machinery, at least not the little pallet ones

      “A small electric forklift may weigh around 3,000 lbs (1,360 kg)”

      Call me crazy, but I personally draw the line to “heavy” somewhere BELOW a metric ton 😄

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    I always go to crane

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Yes, 100%!

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」@piefed.ca
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    I guess small quadcopters do not count?
    “Alright commander, I’m all clear to operate kamikazi drones.” 🎇🙈 xD

    (Slava Ukrani 🇺🇦✊)

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      War crimes are fun

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Only against Russians

  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    https://youtu.be/39hxtxyElgs

    Obligatory

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    They obviously mean my schlong

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    I always think of like an excavator lol

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    deleted by creator

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    Having driven both, I can safely say that they meant both.

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    All machines are heavy, I operate none of them.

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    Baler

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I think it’s spelled Baelor 😉

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    I drive a forklift for a living and I equate “heavy machinery” as a bulldozer or something, lol.

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      To be fair, I probably couldn’t lift either.

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        Wait until the medication wears off. Probably easier then.

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