• Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    Why is my company’s cybersecurity training limited to simulated phishing emails and online courses?

    Maybe next year’s cybersecurity budget should include some for hot-looking models (of every gender).

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      c-suite doesn’t take those trainings. typically they will get all sorts of exceptions from IT too, because they are in charge.

      Only the peon workers get secured/locked down IT stuff.

      also hot babes are not going to bonk you for your company secrets unless you’re in executive management.

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        also hot babes are not going to bonk you for your company secrets unless you’re in executive management.

        or at least have access to some spicy shit in your job.

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        I have to wonder though, do those types even know how to get access to source code or data? Seems like the grunts would have better access to that. Or maybe they are googling “what is git clone”, “how to run sql query”?

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          Doesn’t matter if they know how to, what matters is they have access. The person that uses their access to steal stuff certainly will know how to do it.