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minus-squarefrustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up46arrow-down3·3 hours agoIf you try “openers” on women walking into elevators like a captive audience you deserve to die in a fire
minus-squareTachyonTele_Esq@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 hours agoCounter point: I always liked this elevator. It picks me up when I’m down.
minus-squareSturgist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 hours agoCounter counterpoint: Unfortunately it always brings me down when I’m up.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 hours agoGot it to move sideways. When I passed out drunk.
minus-squareFishFace@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 hours agoA captive audience for 15 seconds at which point they have a built-in reason to leave though
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 hours agobut where else am i going to meet someone
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 hours agothe only opener allowed is the open door button
If you try “openers” on women walking into elevators like a captive audience you deserve to die in a fire
Counter point:
I always liked this elevator. It picks me up when I’m down.
Counter counterpoint:
Unfortunately it always brings me down when I’m up.
Oh, the dad’s gambit.
Got it to move sideways. When I passed out drunk.
A captive audience for 15 seconds at which point they have a built-in reason to leave though
but where else am i going to meet someone
the only opener allowed is the open door button