If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that’s a manufacturing dud but I’ll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it’s trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

Because that fork has trisomy 21.

Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10

7/10

Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations

3/10. Not great, Bob.

Excellent for pokin’ olives. 7/10

Something about the shape tells me this will be a 10/10 x-ray during an emergency room visit.

4 out of 5 prongs.

Tines are uneven, 4/10

Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg

1. It’s not a good spork.

I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.

8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.

Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.

8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.

Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson