GalacticSushi

It was probably just that he was having a dementia episode at the time, but he seemed genuinely happier than I’ve ever seen him before when he was working that drive thru.

A lot of religious folks “don’t believe in divorce.” So even if the relationship isn’t abusive, they may be incompatible as a couple but just stick with it.

I remember having this exact concern when I started masturbating, which was obviously shameful and sinful. Good ol’ Catholic guilt.

That’s why I relocated to the underground city of the mole people.

Why do we need an orphanage in the first place? Is the Orphan Crushing Machine not working?

First line reminds me of office space

The military isn’t well known for their cuisine. The exception is when they’re about to deliver some bad news. Steak and lobster means you’re about to get shipped off to war.