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Mate if heaven is so boring grandma is watching you gobble balls instead of spending all her time gobbling balls do you even wanna go.
So a couple things
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this is premium content I’m making here, mmkay, you best believe I expect a crowd to gather and a ‘that’s my (grand)son!’ with foam #1 fingers, concession grub, and competitive betting taking place
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also hell no I don’t want to go, it’s all straight people and gay people who died in denial, I want to (continue to) get my freak on with raunchy adorable twinks and chubby guys for a long, long time
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You know what you’re about.
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Dicks out for Harambe and balls out for grandma?
Dickballs out for Harambe’s grandma.
Maybe Grandma is gobbling balls in heaven.
1v1 me gran
1v1? You underestimate granny. 2, 3 sometimes more.
Oh I know what the ladies like
wait no wrong quote-
Reminds me of this comic
I remember having this exact concern when I started masturbating, which was obviously shameful and sinful. Good ol’ Catholic guilt.
The privacy screen in a confessional booth is there so you don’t see the weird old man going to town on himself under his robes. If he slides open a small hole in the divider and tells you to read Song of Solomon 5:4, it’s time to run.
Oh my. 😮 😅
Grandma should know enough to look somewhere else.
They shame you from birth for doing perfectly normal things and healthy things, things they specifically chose because everyone does them, and then they tell you you’re being watched everywhere 24/7.
They just want to control as many people as possible, just like politicians, and everyone else who has had a taste of power in their life.
Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power. But, really, everything is about power, including sex.
There is only sex. Everything is sex. Do you understand that what I’m telling you is a universal truth?
Meanwhile grama busy gobbling cock in heaven.
Granny is living large
She’s just floating around and criticizing your ball-gobbling technique, trying to offer pointers. You don’t blast out a dozen kids to tend the dirt-farm without knowing a thing or two about how they’re made.
Granma is just there making sure you get your privacy. This is what happens to us when we die, we get to be the privacy gatekeepers for our loved ones.
Grandma striking down the FBI agents that spy on us too?
It’s so sad that Santa for adults is still a thing
Let grandma enjoy the show!
Yeah, be happy she can’t tell you how you are doing it wrong and in her day…
A lifetime of punishment/reward for a finite life of sin? Nah, come back when heaven understands integrity.
Depends on what kind of grandma was she. Chances are she was secretly cheering and shouting “CHUG CHUG CHUG”
