SatansMaggotyCumFart
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Could you imagine the confusion if Trump died that day?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Reddit: everyone you know is a propaganda botEnglish
521·13 hours agoLemmy: Everyone you know are privacy obsessed queer furry communist linux enthusiast programmers.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Looks like meat's back on the menu!English
19·1 day agoI can’t remember the last time I blacked out.
I like it when daddy america dominates me by forcing me to pay taxes like the dirty little slut I am.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•You're speaking nonsenseEnglish
91·3 days agoMy laundry basket broke right after my wife left me.
I’m still waiting for the third bad thing to happen.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump's daily Iran video briefing fuels concerns he's not getting a full picture on the warEnglish
43·3 days agoPutin and Xi Jinping aren’t dictators they are leaders of glorious communist countries.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•You're speaking nonsenseEnglish
754·3 days ago
That’s as dumb as cleaning your microwave when the heat sanitizes it every cycle.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Satan IS rad as hellEnglish
85·3 days agoShould be at least three fingers.
Your dad.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Democrats throw cold water on shutdown deal, call for more ICE reformsEnglish
22·3 days agoPersonally I’m glad Patty Murray is showing their balls for once.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some of you had healthy childhoods...English
52·3 days agoI bet only one or two of us held our dad’s fleshlights.
Slow and gentle is for pussies hard and fast is the way to go here.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Dating apps from 2018-2022 were wild. Might still be but I've been monogamous since late 2022.English
45·3 days agoI don’t get it are you planning on dumping a fifth margarita on her face?
Don’t you realize how expensive those things are these days?
When the rocky theme starts you know you’re about to get your ass whooped.
If you buy a six pack of coke does that count as one or six?
If you buy six individual cans of coke does that count for six?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•i'm a cockwarming enthusiast🫶English
20·4 days agoThey have apps for both those things these days.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Minutes before Trump's announcement, $800 million in trades made on oil pricesEnglish
102·4 days agoThat’s a million times better than that abomination above.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•workplace enrichment activitiesEnglish
15·4 days agoBut you could I’ve heard you’re a legend in this kitchen.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•hot girls hate fascism❤️🔥English
5·4 days agoHey I get knocked down but I get up again.







Scissoring is when women smash clams and the runs is when you’re pissing out of your asshole.