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minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoVibrators are natural as they exist in our world. Unnatural would be like a ghost or something that is not of this world. On top of that the Bible says absolutely nothing about vibrators.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agodidn’t Egypcians fill gourds with angry bees to wank? that’s a natural vibe
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minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoHow did they separate the angry bees from the merely ill tempered bees? I’m not saying it was aliens. But it was aliens.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI think they put the angry afterwards. although imagine if someone accidentally used a queen bee.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoIt’s either all God’s plan or none of it is. Therefore, by their own logic, vibratory masturbation is holy.
Vibrators are natural as they exist in our world. Unnatural would be like a ghost or something that is not of this world.
On top of that the Bible says absolutely nothing about vibrators.
didn’t Egypcians fill gourds with angry bees to wank?
that’s a natural vibe
the cum coconut 2700BC edition
How did they separate the angry bees from the merely ill tempered bees?
I’m not saying it was aliens. But it was aliens.
I think they put the angry afterwards.
although imagine if someone accidentally used a queen bee.
It’s either all God’s plan or none of it is.
Therefore, by their own logic, vibratory masturbation is holy.