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minus-squareIcytrees@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·2 months agoIt’s not Adam and Eve, it’s Eve and the Ten Speed 14" Sly Serpent Girthmaster XL with Harness
minus-squaregermanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 months agoThe only search result for this vibrator name is this post. Congrats on coming up with a completely new arrangements of words
minus-squareIcytrees@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoWould you believe I spent ten minutes looking for a relevant snake dildo before giving up? There’s a gap in the market just waiting to be filled.
minus-squareFluorineBalloon@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThat last sentence could be it’s marketing tagline!
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoI believe in gender equality. Adam can get a Cocksqueezer 9000 Pro Ultra Max Leet Pro.
minus-squareirelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoHe can use the girthmaster as well.
minus-squaredjsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoIt has a harness, Eve can use it on him
It’s not Adam and Eve, it’s Eve and the Ten Speed 14" Sly Serpent Girthmaster XL with Harness
The only search result for this vibrator name is this post. Congrats on coming up with a completely new arrangements of words
Would you believe I spent ten minutes looking for a relevant snake dildo before giving up? There’s a gap in the market just waiting to be filled.
That last sentence could be it’s marketing tagline!
I believe in gender equality. Adam can get a Cocksqueezer 9000 Pro Ultra Max Leet Pro.
He can use the girthmaster as well.
It has a harness, Eve can use it on him
Oddly specific
Ohh. I want one too.