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orhtej2@eviltoast.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Home made Soup

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Home made Soup

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  • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s not a House-made soup, it’s Home-made.

    A House is a building. A Home is something more. It’s a place where you find family.

    Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

    It’s therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

    • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
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      This is something to do with that Disney movie with all the singing and the donkeys, isn’t it?

    • Karl@programming.dev
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      Damn, I’m homeless.

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    Texas houses have arms

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    A home is way WAY more than just a house

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    Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the land’s very own abominable and chittering building, was the one who took pot into hand and made this soup?

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    I just had a thought…but my thought wasn’t coherent enough to share

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Thanks for sharing this information instead!

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    No arms, but…

    • MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Oh shit, Baba Yaga’s coming. Better run

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        But she’s making sooooouuupp!

        • MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Hmmm, some tasty soup does sound pretty good right now…

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    What’s next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      Ain’t no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain’t NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.

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      Crabs can ring goons?

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The human is the mitochondria of the home.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Thanks Ken

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.

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    Imagine living in a house without arms…

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Bears have the right to arms, so should we.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I can make soup without using my arms 🤷‍♂️

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    If a home doesn’t have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

    • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Some houses have al arms, get one of those

  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.

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