There is an apartment in Japan that has a toilet exactly like this. The building is essentially triangular and the stairwell is packed next to the narrow corner; this leaves an even smaller triangle where the toilet is. Since the stairwell is outside the apartments proper, so are the toilets. For bonus points, the toilets are unventilated so they’re hot and smelly.
Landlords be like: 1000€ + fees a month
Almost perfect. The only design flaw is that the bridge folds away to the side instead of serving as a shielding entrance gate for extra protection. Minimal risk of harrassment, maximum toilet zen time.
Makes it pretty easy to take your shit to another level.
Oops I crapped on the ceiling again.
I get it, there is a uuhhh, floor door? That double as the floor to reach there and then a privacy door?
At least there’s a bum gun
Yeah, at least it has a bidet!
I see there’s a board that allows entry but where fo I wash my hands in this Flanders style home?
no idea if this toilet has one, but building a sink into the top of the tank is popular in parts of Asia for space- and water-saving (the graywater from washing hands fills the tank)
also if you ever encounter one, it’s common for the tap to run automatically after flushing, which I did not realize and was unpleasantly startled by as a teenage exchange student lol
Life advice: no courtesy flushing
Personally, I’m glad there’s no door. I prefer to shoot from the 3-point line.
talking a piss as you walk up the stairs
Uh, yeah … a piss…
When you lay the floor down it doubles as a bed!
You can rent the space for only $1600/month in San Francisco!
Then you walk downstairs into the shower box!
It’s a performance piece.
any toilet is a performance piece if you eat enough Taco Bell
Given the current world my first impulse was to see if this was AI generated as it makes no sense. Then I thought that even AI might take such a prompt and reply “no, that’s ridiculous.” So definitely human made.
This image is far older than generative AI.
This is fucking horrible. I want to live here.
Edit: why the fuck do i want to live here?
I’d immediately miss one of those incredibly tall, narrow steps and break my fucking neck. No thanks.
Theyre also not uniform. Notice where they intersect with the wall? its so cool!
Just pee from the stairs.
I am not even going to attempt to climb those stairs.
I think I had to use one of these in a fever dream once
