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minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·9 个月前“I want to cook with you” “No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn’t my first language”
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 个月前They say my hunger’s a problem They tell me to curb my apetite
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 个月前“you look ravishing” “why thank you” “no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
minus-squareFackCurs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 个月前“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?” “Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 个月前Oh there’s fresh rosemary on everyone here we all got bushes of it.
“I want to cook with you”
“No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn’t my first language”
They say my hunger’s a problem
They tell me to curb my apetite
“you look ravishing”
“why thank you”
“no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?”
“Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”
Oh there’s fresh rosemary on everyone here we all got bushes of it.