Nope. This is a Boomer bomb shelter. Gen-X never did any of that. We just watched nuclear apocalypse movies on TV and hoped we would not survive the initial blast.
As a Gen Xer in the midwest, I remember the “sit in the hallway and cover your head” Tornado drills, but never bomb drills.
Columbine happened when I was in school, but the running joke at my inner city school was that anyone who pulled a gun would immediately commit suicide by 3 shots to the back of the head in 3 different calibers, and their gun would disappear.
Nope. This is a Boomer bomb shelter. Gen-X never did any of that. We just watched nuclear apocalypse movies on TV and hoped we would not survive the initial blast.
As a Gen Xer in the midwest, I remember the “sit in the hallway and cover your head” Tornado drills, but never bomb drills.
Columbine happened when I was in school, but the running joke at my inner city school was that anyone who pulled a gun would immediately commit suicide by 3 shots to the back of the head in 3 different calibers, and their gun would disappear.
…so the tornado won’t recognize you?
I think you’ve just got to run faster than the slowest kid. Or maybe that’s bears.
Can confirm: in the event of a tornado, you have to run faster than the slowest bear.
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