Canada showed up to both world wars on day one, Muppet.
While you cowards snivelled on the sidelines, profiteering on it, before jumping in on the last ten minutes.
Canada isn’t fucking stupid enough to vote in an absolute lunatic.
We aren’t dumb enough to have created an electoral college system, and be tied in to a system that doesn’t allow for government removal between election cycles.
We know better than to let the head of state and the head of government be the same orange dipshit.
We know that the head of state needs to be apolitical.
While you were busy volunteering to be Britain’s cannon fodder, Americans were busy making sure both wars actually ended in victory because, let’s be real, you weren’t exactly going storm Berlin alone. Seriously, though, imagine being proud about getting drafted into the meat grinder of WWI for a king you don’t even want to answer to in the first place.
And sure, yeah, you didn’t vote for a fucking insane shaved orangutan who shits himself daily. But you also have a government so limp-dicked and ineffectual that your PM could literally blackface his way through half a dozen scandals and still keep his job.
So yeah, Muppet, keep patting yourself on the back for being “better” while your entire national identity is just “not being the U.S.”.
Canada showed up to both world wars on day one, Muppet.
While you cowards snivelled on the sidelines, profiteering on it, before jumping in on the last ten minutes. Canada isn’t fucking stupid enough to vote in an absolute lunatic. We aren’t dumb enough to have created an electoral college system, and be tied in to a system that doesn’t allow for government removal between election cycles. We know better than to let the head of state and the head of government be the same orange dipshit. We know that the head of state needs to be apolitical.
While you were busy volunteering to be Britain’s cannon fodder, Americans were busy making sure both wars actually ended in victory because, let’s be real, you weren’t exactly going storm Berlin alone. Seriously, though, imagine being proud about getting drafted into the meat grinder of WWI for a king you don’t even want to answer to in the first place.
And sure, yeah, you didn’t vote for a fucking insane shaved orangutan who shits himself daily. But you also have a government so limp-dicked and ineffectual that your PM could literally blackface his way through half a dozen scandals and still keep his job.
So yeah, Muppet, keep patting yourself on the back for being “better” while your entire national identity is just “not being the U.S.”.