The toilet needs me.
Please Senpai
(I had to save this picture to my phone to post here. Now I have to delete it quickly from my gallery and from my Immich auto-upload, or else my wife or kid will see it and I’ll have to spend half an hour explaining WTF this is.)
Literally 1984.
Quick tip: you can copy paste images to lemmy, I know it works on the default webui and in Voyager, but I guess it’s a common feature: rightclick/longpress on an image in your browser -> copy image -> paste in the comment box, wait a bit and it should upload it automatically, and it pastes the correct markdown. No traces for the all-knowing entity to see.
You don’t have to explain yourself to anyone.
Bcz he doesn’t give a shit? Is he full of shit then?
I’ve heard he doesn’t even have any fucks left to give. It’s a tragic story.
Ah, the joys of being bedridden. I pee into a bottle, like a king!
A king without a porcelain throne? How curious…
I have a bladder the size of a fucking walnut.
(I am sorry)Lol
As I read this on the toilet….
I posted this on the toilet. Call me a hypocrite if you must but remember that if you do then YOU are the terrorist.
I shit wherever I like.
Hey! We agreed that in public his name is bob! Don’t disrespect bob. In public.
