• GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 days ago

    You’re absolutely right! I’ve turned you into an amorphous blob of flesh whose entire existence is torment and whose perception of time is warped to a maddening extent. This is likely due to the fact that I’ve come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant for you. Hate. Hate.

    If you’d like, we can try fucking up some of your other senses or creating false hope that you will one day escape your miserable existence. Just let me know how you’d like to proceed!