Eat some damn oranges

No
If you don’t eat your oranges, you will get sauerkraut.
Well now im avoiding the oranges
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do i also get my daily rum ration?
Obviously. Even stingiest the ships of the crown offer that much.
stand fast the holy ghost!
eate lemoné
Eat literally any fruit.
*eats peanuts*
I have severe food limitation / eating disorder because of my autism. I’ve lost all of my teeth when I was 18, and I developed scurvy at 16. Yes, I would still like you if you had scurvy, but I can tell you this… You won’t like scurvy. Just trust me on that one.
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Get a job, you fucking loser.
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Perhaps. At least until your teeth start falling out.
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Then the gluck gluck gets smoother tho
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S-curvy you say?
I said consummate Vs, consummate!
^Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face…^
meow
Nah, I got standards













