• brucethemoose@lemmy.world
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      24 hours ago

      Russia beats neighbor in the face.

      Russia: “Stop making me do this, everyone!”

      Continues to beat neighbor in the face, who just won’t go down.

      Russia : Come on guys, you’re mean! Why are you making me do this!

      China, looking on, rubs forehead and shakes their head. “Yes, that is our ally. Yep…” Gazes to a VERY drunk US shooting wildly.