• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    11 hours ago

    I know for a fact this isn’t true, but I’m watching dimension 20 and maybe I just need a story to distract myself from reality.

    But what if trump is actually playing 5D chess, and it’s trying to fuck up the eastern bloc? I know, I know, it’s giving him infinitely more credit than he deserves. Iran has probably the largest Navy outside of the G8. So Xi goes after Taiwan with us busy. China loses global standing like Russia and Us. China has most the chip manufacturing, but that doesn’t stop sanctions from hurting cause it’s all going to AI right now anyways. China has been tripling down on AI to the determent of their green energy component manufacturing. Europe rallies behind Ukraine as the US is bogged down with desert guerilla warfare (you’d think the dumb fucks in charge would’ve learned by now!). All three economies collapse, and like a mortal Russo’s basilisk, trump gives the middle finger live on air from his short hospice start as he takes his final breathe and says “fuck you 60% that didn’t vote for me.”

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      9 hours ago

      Being saved from abject stupidity by the fact your enemies are even fucking stupider, huh

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        7 hours ago

        Apparently creating a completely fictitious situation is frowned upon here. I literally started with “I know this isn’t true”. But fuck me for trying to have fun right?

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          49 minutes ago

          It’s lemmy, the points are made up and people with sticks up their ass don’t matter! I enjoyed your creative writing :)