• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    20 hours ago

    ICE Apes should be dispatched to assist our Freedom Fighters in Iran. Put them right up front, where the action is. They love that shit.

    • I_Jedi@lemmy.today
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      15 hours ago

      “You ever fired a blaster at a living target?”

      “Hahaha! All the time! I was the top womp rat hunter in my unit.”

      “No, I mean a sentient being. Something that could shoot back.”

      “No, I guess I never have.”

      “You must be joking. How long has it been since you graduated?”

      “Over a year.”

      “What have you been doing all this time, looking the other way?”

      -Jedi Outcast Stormtrooper/Officer conversation