For those who don’t understand, in a weird coincidence, both Donald Trump and Mikhail Gorbachev have been Pizza Hut spokesmen that starred in Pizza Hut tv ads in their respective markets.
links to each ad: Trump- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jkR-RwV-xAY Gorbachev- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw
You do that, I’m gonna move down a hit list and see how badly I ratfuck history.
“Sorry Mr Musk, that company name was ALSO taken already, the owner says he has no desire to sell it.”
Take up everything with “X” in the name to really piss him off.
A noble goal. Hit me up when you’re out near me in the sticks, we can grill some burgers and talk about the bad days.
The hit list is rather excessive but I’d have the secondary goal of slapping my grandfather upside the head in the 80s and teaching him the glories of PPE and how it’s effective against lung cancer.
Yeah, if time travel was real, I probably wouldnt do some big act to prevent horrible people from being born/growing up…
probably just go back and hug my grandfather one last time.
Funny thing is that I never met my grandfather, he died when my mom was still young. But I figure that I’d have to offset whatever damage id do by exterminating my father’s family.