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arrow-up1991arrow-down1imageYes of course it is illegal and immoral and corrupt but there are no laws, only enforcementlemmy.worldThose Vampiric Pedophiles@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square63linkfedilink
minus-squareSeeMarkFly@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoNormally people fart about once an hour.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 day agoAnd an hour from now would be within the next 3 days.
minus-squareHodrobond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoYou just need someone to take the other side of a bet. Run a marketing campaign and set up fake websites: You’re the world record holder for never having farted in your life, doctors cant figure out how it works.
minus-squarecabillaud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 day agoLike Prince Andrew, but for farts.
Normally people fart about once an hour.
And an hour from now would be within the next 3 days.
You just need someone to take the other side of a bet. Run a marketing campaign and set up fake websites: You’re the world record holder for never having farted in your life, doctors cant figure out how it works.
Like Prince Andrew, but for farts.