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“He tried to kill me!”
“Every locker has air vents, you were fine.”
“But you blocked them all!”
“Of course! Don’t want your skinny little ass to escape through those.”
At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.
He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.
The “Master” race everyone
The chemical lobotomy is apparent.
Solution space is upstream.
The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.
And I’m sure the selection process will be entirely random and will absolutely not be exclusively limited to 20-year-old women.
he is taking all his middleschool bullying out on society
Ironically, his bully also became an ICE agent
A reboot of the 21 jump street reboot? A re-reboot?
Sad.
On so many levels.
Kid should be studying for his grade 10 exams.
In another life, I think this kid would be in a disused storage room holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56’s camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.
Another life? so like last week
Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity/superlative titles about CoD multiplayer. They’re junk food for your brain, but they’re harmless.
Great, now I have Weezer playing my head :/
The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.
It’s in everyone’s interest really. They were absolutely eating through the crayon budget
Don’t discount the fucker, he’s equipped with shit he doesn’t know what about and could create a bigger mess. How many of these idiots do they deploy just to spread the oleo?
He looks like he would accidentally shoot himself in the ass first.
First job out of high school?
Bullying is never ok. ICE should be disbanded and it’s agents prosecuted for the crimes they committed.
is it really bullying if you “bully” a nazi?
Look at the guy. Being bullied probably made him join ICE. it will only radicalize him even more.
Oh yes absolutism, the most useless of all philosophies.
Bullying is how a lot of people get into the far right mindset
