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This is probably why he became an ICE goon, to fuck with people.
If he was bullied in school, that’s probably why he joined ICE. Makes him feel powerful.
“He tried to kill me!”
“Every locker has air vents, you were fine.”
“But you blocked them all!”
“Of course! Don’t want your skinny little ass to escape through those.”
At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.
He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.
The “Master” race everyone
The chemical lobotomy is apparent.
Solution space is upstream.
The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.
And I’m sure the selection process will be entirely random and will absolutely not be exclusively limited to 20-year-old women.
he is taking all his middleschool bullying out on society
Should have been bullied harder if you ask me…
Ironically, his bully also became an ICE agent
A reboot of the 21 jump street reboot? A re-reboot?
In another life, I think this kid would be in a disused storage room holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56’s camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.
Another life? so like last week
Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity/superlative titles about CoD multiplayer. They’re junk food for your brain, but they’re harmless.
Sad.
On so many levels.
Kid should be studying for his grade 10 exams.
The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.
It’s in everyone’s interest really. They were absolutely eating through the crayon budget
Great, now I have Weezer playing my head :/
