
Well, I had a dream last night where my family never moved out of florida. Instead my dad remarried a lady in an ultra conservative Cuban family and they made me go to a Mighty Mighty Bosstones concert. Except in this timeline they turned into an evangelical Christian ska band.
I hope to never hear the words “christian” and “ska” together ever again
Yeah… People were skanking while shouting Jesus is king. It was a wildly unpleasant dream. I haven’t even heard a ska song in years, let alone something as specific as the mighty mighty bosstones. I had to look them up this morning just to make sure my brain didn’t fully hallucinate their existence. It was the most vivid dream I’ve had in a long time.
Please don’t. I have no kids; I have so much to live for.


