I want her to choke me
I think I can do it
I’m sorry, can somebody explain what’s wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?
The assassinations.
No-one’s perfect.
She was killing the wrong people?
Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works
Aubrey is pregnant right now. Let’s see a biopic of a pregnant hitwoman.
Sounds similar to Prevenge.
Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho
This is the way.
Now we’re talking…
The women in the photo is allegedly not “La Muñeca” she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance…
Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰
She could’ve made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
Sadako?
Its spelled Sudoku.
More like Asami in Audition…
chi chi chi chi
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
Maybe the opposite, if they’re fewer and more effective in certain cases.
No one escapes the glass ceiling.
They probably need some high paid women as “executives”
I don’t want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
Oh, cool. I knew about Sophie Scholl, but I didn’t know about her.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannie_Schaft is probably more famous.
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it’s usually a woman because people don’t expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman’s purse that they can put it there and be safe.
Yeah… I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there’s a chance I’m going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
hint hint
That’s a plot point in The Sting
Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie
Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!
And Killing Eve
I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
Probably not easy either
It’s actually very easy. Imma good boy
How would you know if you don’t try?
They could have tried already and failed.
You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”
If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen
Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny…
Don’t blame me, I don’t make the rules…
Bullshit. Everyone is entitled to their toxic crush.
I’m not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn’t present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven’t encountered many keyboard-feminists…
Nah I don’t deny it. people can be awful.
She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
she fixed him alright.
He ain’t me
Amateurs
But I can die trying.
I mean, can’t we all die trying?
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms
