cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/twitterblueskymastodon/p/1054594/barely-disguised-fetish
what if instead of “the author’s barely disguised fetish” it was blatantly obvious but done in the most mundane way possible, like you got a 100-foot tall woman in the story but the focus is a complex legal battle about her struggle to get planning permission for a house her size and not much else
get the findom guy in the writer’s room but just before the main character can send hundreds of dollars to a hot babe he realises he needs the money for groceries, so then the show just follows him doing that and taking 10 minutes to decide if spending a lil extra for the organic peppers is worth it Bluesky.
Clifford the big red dog has a house that’s larger than his owners’. He’s gotta eat at least truck’s worth of food every day, right? I bet they need to rent out heavy machinery to have his dumps removed, too. Not to mention how many property damage lawsuits he regularly causes by wagging his tail or rolling around at the park.
This has nothing to do with equality or whatever, I just want to know what Emily Elizabeth’s parents do for a living to be able to afford such a financial black hole of a dog.
Perhaps taking care of Clifford is what they do. The government just pays them to do it, and helps cover the costs, because the alternative is having Clifford rampaging around the city completely uncontrolled. They’re functionally zookeepers for kaiju.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kaiju_Preservation_Society
You can tell that Clifford is fiction because the police haven’t shot him.
On the one hand ACAB, on the other hand if a dog this big was dragging a cop around by the wrist like this I don’t know that I could really blame him for it
Well… Someone did tell him to “fetch” the police!
Selling Clifford’s droppings as fertilizer, or to research labs