You only need to research 104 facts, then boilerplate the intro and closing and copy/paste for the messages, then you setup a scheduled task to send 2 messages - Monday and Thursday - in order (not random, since you don’t want to send the same thing twice or too close). In an office of 50 people there’s no way they’ll remember the 4 facts that you sent last year at the last week of April. But here’s the fun part, if they keep it up for a year+, you start seeing return on your investment. If not, you don’t change the scheduled task, and they slowly go mad with river facts until they leave the company and/or die. Either way, you win.
Ok, now do that at least twice a week forever.
You only need to research 104 facts, then boilerplate the intro and closing and copy/paste for the messages, then you setup a scheduled task to send 2 messages - Monday and Thursday - in order (not random, since you don’t want to send the same thing twice or too close). In an office of 50 people there’s no way they’ll remember the 4 facts that you sent last year at the last week of April. But here’s the fun part, if they keep it up for a year+, you start seeing return on your investment. If not, you don’t change the scheduled task, and they slowly go mad with river facts until they leave the company and/or die. Either way, you win.
Joke’s on you: they won’t keep the job forever 😉