• GCanuck@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Think of what Q could do with menstrual products.

    Detonate a maxi pad. Floatation tampon. Garrote tampon. Chloroform pads.

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      9 days ago

      Flotation tampon? You’re thinking too small. Explosive. Maybe shooty. Definitely some kind of bang. Tampon could be a mini bazooka with all the latest tech in a mini-missile.

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          9 days ago

          It is essential that these be kept separate from regular tampons.

          Haha. Nice comment to start my morning with, thanks. :D

          Not essential for Bond though.

          They have to be able to fool the henchwomen of their enemies, so like the cigarette-gun, it needs to be in a box with regulars so it doesn’t get taken away from Bond by the Villain and they can then use it for something cool, after which they make a bad pun.

          James Bond - 1967 You Only Live Twice Cigarette Gun

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              8 days ago

              Bond, shooting a mini rpg into a wall that cracks open with water on the other side, causing a flood and washing all the henchwomen and villains away:

              “Guess you had a… heavy flow.