Nah, let’s have MAXI GOLF! The drive is accompanied by fireworks and flamethrowers. The fairway shoots duplicate balls that are slightly green in color. At least one section allows for a tackle. Before you can putt on the green you have to spin around on your club fifty times and there are three holes, two of which will launch your ball in the air. The real one shoots out a rainbow beam when you get the ball in the hole. When you finish you get a giant check. Sure it’s just for getting some Chuck E Cheese level prizes, but hey, it’s a giant check.
I’m in favour of everything except fifty times. Too many, that’d get old, and slow things down, which is against the spirit of MAXIGOLF.
Instead, you have to putt using a club that has a working shakeweight attached to it for the first five shots. After that you can turn off the shakeweight but it will spray glitter paint on you.
Nah, let’s have MAXI GOLF! The drive is accompanied by fireworks and flamethrowers. The fairway shoots duplicate balls that are slightly green in color. At least one section allows for a tackle. Before you can putt on the green you have to spin around on your club fifty times and there are three holes, two of which will launch your ball in the air. The real one shoots out a rainbow beam when you get the ball in the hole. When you finish you get a giant check. Sure it’s just for getting some Chuck E Cheese level prizes, but hey, it’s a giant check.
I’m in favour of everything except fifty times. Too many, that’d get old, and slow things down, which is against the spirit of MAXIGOLF.
Instead, you have to putt using a club that has a working shakeweight attached to it for the first five shots. After that you can turn off the shakeweight but it will spray glitter paint on you.
What if the ball is one of those things you see at the flea market that looks like it has a weasel attached to it?
It has an off-balance weight in it. I think it’s supposed to be a cat toy.
Plus jets that occasionally fire off too if you take too long to swing.