You went back for the anniversary slice? You guys are mad!
“Babe, remember how constipated our wedding cake made you? I loved the way it crumbled into dust like a desiccated chamomile flower. Let’s do that again!”
It wasn’t that bad, plus we thought it would be free, but that was a different bakery that offered a free anniversary slice. Y’know, one year in, superstitions and paranoia started to seep in. We started to fear that by not even trying to secure an anniversary slice, even if it was disappointing, we’d condemn our young marriage to apathy and dissolution.
So, we hopped in the car, drove for half an hour, were disappointed a second time by the same bakery, and then instead ate something that we actually enjoyed.
You went back for the anniversary slice? You guys are mad!
“Babe, remember how constipated our wedding cake made you? I loved the way it crumbled into dust like a desiccated chamomile flower. Let’s do that again!”
It wasn’t that bad, plus we thought it would be free, but that was a different bakery that offered a free anniversary slice. Y’know, one year in, superstitions and paranoia started to seep in. We started to fear that by not even trying to secure an anniversary slice, even if it was disappointing, we’d condemn our young marriage to apathy and dissolution.
So, we hopped in the car, drove for half an hour, were disappointed a second time by the same bakery, and then instead ate something that we actually enjoyed.