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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev ·
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It's running, don't change it!

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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    “Sleek and stylish front end with a reliable, strong and stable back end”

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      Perfectly describes my body.

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    You made it more scalable? Good work

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    So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!

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      Requirements: Build a boat.

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        You have to build it first, so that the customer can say “Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don’t know what that’s called though.”

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        Add some pontoons and call it a day.

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          adds them to the bottom, flips immediately

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            Add bigger pontoons.

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    Now throw away the copied part.

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      I won’t touch it!

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        I dare you! You got version control and good unit test coverage after all, no? ;)

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    The front is pretty but useless
    The back is functional, flexible and customizable.

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      But the client asked for this:

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    the part I stole from stackoverflow and the part I stole from reddit:

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    I would genuinely love to ride that bus. Unironically sick af

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      Looks like a duck

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        Yeah, ducks are sick af too Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    Chef’s kiss

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